The Waiver
Sign it to become a Member. Your name and signature never leave this device.
Your name
As it should appear on your certificate: your first name and the first letter of your last name.
Choose your Signal
The Articles
Read the Articles of the Code to the end and acknowledge each one.
The Oath
Raise your right hand, then press and hold the hand for 3 seconds: mouse, finger, or hold down Space or Enter. Letting go early starts again.
0.0 of 3 seconds
Signature
Notarised
The Office has stamped your Waiver. Here is your certificate.
Okay — stop.
There is no membership. Yet.
You just signed a waiver for a club that doesn't exist, which frankly makes you exactly who we're looking for.